Ally. 20. Canada.

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

(via escapethepeople)

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

(via professor-rumbleroar)

shez-a-bitch:

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ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

transrants:

me when people think the A stands for Ally

transrants:

me when people think the A stands for Ally

(via professor-rumbleroar)

officialalltimelow:

pussy-sista:

Meeting the idol.

The dog is smiling for fucks sake

officialalltimelow:

pussy-sista:

Meeting the idol.

The dog is smiling for fucks sake

(Source: theclearlydope, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

WHEN SOMEONE REMINDS ME THE EXAM WILL BE CUMULATIVE

howdoiputthisgently:

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Omfg

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via escapethepeople)

(Source: thecircle-, via sunand-salt)

4gifs:

Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).

4gifs:

Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

mechanicmuffin:

feedmyaddictionnow:

kingofwesteros:

Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

THIS IS BRILLIANT

I WANT THIS IN EVERY MAGAZINE

mechanicmuffin:

feedmyaddictionnow:

kingofwesteros:

Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

THIS IS BRILLIANT

I WANT THIS IN EVERY MAGAZINE

(via discoveringthesoul)